Hi. Hey. Hello. Hola. Bonjour.
Whatever. Hey. I'm Krys.
::loud booming voice:: AAAANNND WELLLLCOMMMEEEE TO .........
XANAX AND GUMMY BEARS!
I was at a bar recently, meeting all the people, listening to all the music, drinking all the fruity frou frou bitch martini drinks like people do. I, like just about anyone you meet for the first time, had an opportunity to share my encapsulated life story, or as I call it, my blurb. New Friend says, "HOLY SHIT YOU SHOULD WRITE A BOOK." Boyfriend nods, chimes in, "DUDE, she totally should. YOU HAVE NO IDEA!"
So here we are. You and I. Together. Snuggling....except with words and feelings and junk.
I'm here to share what I remember about my life AS I remember it. There will not be a chronological timeline to refer to. No rhyme or reason....
Don't judge my boogie.
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